Horrendous ENGLISH
I had just ended an MSN chat session with one of my most 'riotous' friends from my junior college days who is currently teaching English and Literature at a snooty girl's school. For obvious reasons, the said snooty girls' school will not be identified.
Anyway, my friend was regaling me with tales of glaring grammatical mistakes made by her students, some of which I reproduce below in its entirety.
"You can either choose to spread your legs and walk about in a guided tram or monorail ride."
"Well, we would usually take bus or Massive Rapid Transport (MRT)."
"The same goes for the Bird Park except that there are birds and not animals."
I figured the first sentence is a write-up about the Zoo, and the second is about the subway system known as the Mass Rapid Transit (MRT) here. Obviously, the third is about the Bird Park. Hmm, imagine how William Shakespeare would react if he read this? The Bard himself would absolutely turn in his grave knowing that students of such quality are actually doing his masterpieces for English Literature.
Hmmm, I believe my friend will be a good humourist if she were to compile all these rubbish from her students into a book. I solemnly promise to be her numero uno fan.
Goes to show all that 'snooty' rubbish coming from them is more 'form' than 'substance'. Enough said.
Ha ha.....
Anyway, my friend was regaling me with tales of glaring grammatical mistakes made by her students, some of which I reproduce below in its entirety.
"You can either choose to spread your legs and walk about in a guided tram or monorail ride."
"Well, we would usually take bus or Massive Rapid Transport (MRT)."
"The same goes for the Bird Park except that there are birds and not animals."
I figured the first sentence is a write-up about the Zoo, and the second is about the subway system known as the Mass Rapid Transit (MRT) here. Obviously, the third is about the Bird Park. Hmm, imagine how William Shakespeare would react if he read this? The Bard himself would absolutely turn in his grave knowing that students of such quality are actually doing his masterpieces for English Literature.
Hmmm, I believe my friend will be a good humourist if she were to compile all these rubbish from her students into a book. I solemnly promise to be her numero uno fan.
Goes to show all that 'snooty' rubbish coming from them is more 'form' than 'substance'. Enough said.
Ha ha.....